best fortune cookie ever!

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    ULTM8Z Veteran Member

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    just about fell out of my chair when I opened the cookie and read it...:)
     

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    72'z'steve Veteran Member

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    My dad said that for YEARS! He would also go to his daily coffee shop and they'd ask how are you today Jack, he once replied I feel like I'm dying-waitress said well don't do it here!! Later Steve!!
     
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    I eat out a lot and the wait staff will often ask me how I'm doing. I'll tell them I'm doing pretty good but I'll get over it.
     
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    Great fortune cookie. Makes you want to count your blessings. My dad used to say "Every day above ground is a payday".
     
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    Couple others along that line I hear from the "older" guys.

    Better to be seen than to be viewed.
    Better to mow the grass than to push it up.

    Xten is correct, count your blessings.
     
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    I always hear, "It's a bitch getting old,". I reply, "It certainly beats the alternative."
     
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    I must have pissed off the staff at a chinese restaurant when I inquired about the 'Cat man doo'. The fortune cookies read, "I peed in your rice, plick". It was hand written. ;););):D:D
     
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    I have collected these over the years. They are my favorite mauling of the English language! :screwup:

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    Knuckle Dragger Mayor of Simpleton Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I've been saying that for years.
     
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    Unless you're a Byeman.
     

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