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Discussion in 'The BS Topic' started by muscl car, Jul 29, 2011.
Truck driver: I'm going to sue!!!! they should have had a road here for me.
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
"Hey, hold my beer and watch this"!!
Ya beat me to the line. Was thinking this while reading all the others.
"Hello, this is Onstar how may we assist you?"
Well...... now the ex-wife to be, can have the truck in the divorce.
2011 called, they want their thread back.
Wife: honey there is a sqeaking in the axle on the truck.
Husband: you wouldnt know a sqeak, a sqeal, or if something was really broke... wheres the truck?
Wife: gps told me to take a left onto that unfinished bridge on I90... heres the pictures after.
So my very first driving test went well. The tester said if i could save him he would pass me...