Corrupt-a-Wish

Discussion in 'The BS Topic' started by ColdBastrd, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. 1981gMachine

    1981gMachine Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Granted but 78cumaro has to follow him too

    I wish for cookies and milk
     
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    a79Classic Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Granted.. but the Cookies are covered in ants and the milk is curdled..

    I wish for nothing.. :crazy:
     
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    granted but its breast milk and soy cookies

    i wish for procharger on my camaro
     
  4. 1981gMachine

    1981gMachine Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    granted but it's their new model that's the size of a walnut

    I wish for a raise
     
  5. Twisted_Metal

    Twisted_Metal Administrator Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Granted... but it puts you in a iihgher tax bracket and taxes leave you with even less each week.

    I wish I had a posi...
     
  6. ColdBastrd

    ColdBastrd Veteran Member Gold Member

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    Granted but then an anvil falls on your head. You wish that you knew about the anvil but it's too late.

    Granted but then an anvil falls on your car.

    I wish the needy and poor that now have my million dollars gives 1/2 of it back to me.
     
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    Granted. But you have 500,000K you have to use for a paternity suit settlement.

    Guest Wish: Teri wishes that Mark didn't give her a hickey.
    My Wish: I wish Teri didn't show off her hickey to me.
     
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    i wish i was there!!!!!!
     
  9. More2Life

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    Granted....but you are Marks lips....and he has a problem with dry lips, and he likes to lick 'em a lot.

    I wish I only worked 2 days and the weekend was 5 days long....(can't wait for this one)
     
  10. ColdBastrd

    ColdBastrd Veteran Member Gold Member

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    Granted but now you are a Carny that only works on the weekends at travelling low buck carnival shows and the other 5 days of the week, you drive to the next town.

    I wish he didn't call himself CUMaro.
     

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