So we are in the midst of a knarly snowstorm (weatherman would have you believe Armageddon or worse but this is Minnesota for F sakes. It’s cold and it snows here. Want a “bad” snowstorm? Check out western ny) but anyway. I stop at the grocery store after work for a couple things and when leaving, I see this old guy stuck and trying to dig out with his 6” ice scraper. So I get all Good Samaritany, and stop and get my shovel out and solve the problem. He drives away, I get into my truck and take off my gloves.....only to hear a horn blowing and I look up to see that same old guy going down the wrong side of the “entry/exit” separated by a curb and median, and head on into a car!!!! Then in complete disbelief, I watch as he backs of a few feet and TRIES GOING FORWARD AGAIN RIGHT INTO THAT CAMRY!!!! I get out of my truck and start running over there as he’s backing up AGAIN, I watch in absolute horror as he tries to go around, but wedges his van against the curb and her car and drags the side of his van across the corner of the Camry until it was stuck again!! I might have startled him...as I was banging on the side windows yelling stop stop! But hell he couldn’t hear a horn blowing nor see the headlights in his path or figure out what the hell he hit that stopped his forward progress so why the hell did I think he’d hear me?? But anyway....cars are now piling up in the roundabout and adjoining streets, so i open his door, and guide him backwards until he’s free of the curb/car and SHOULD be able to pull into the parking lot. He misses and gets stuck on the ****ing curb again. At least now traffic has cleared, I get him into the lot next to the girl he hit and wait for the police. Gave my report, and told the officer I don’t think he’s able or should be driving, told her I would personally come back and give the guy a ride home if he would leave his van there until better weather, and to call me if that was the case. So for my good hearted efforts, I got delayed getting home 2hrs, had to talk to the police, calm a 20ish something girl down (who was NOT dressed for the weather as indicated by her yoga pants) which was equally offset by having to deal with McDimentia guy and topped off with a 45 minute drive(normally 15) dodging other a-holes in the ditch and the police/tow trucks on site to pull their dumb asses out.