How long before I'm divorced?

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  1. Knuckle Dragger

    Knuckle Dragger Mayor of Simpleton Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    About as long as it takes to call 1 800 LAWYERS

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    Yeah that shoukdn't take long. At least wait until you get you gifts for Christmas before you start your strategic placements...
     
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    Knuckle Dragger Mayor of Simpleton Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I started thinking it might be worse. I went over the life insurance stuff with her the other day.........................


    God knows at a minimum the payback is going to be interesting.
     
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    Gary S Administrator Lifetime Gold Member

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    I'm thinking you don't need any fake scorpions. As long as you stay in Arizona, you should have an adequate supply of real ones.
     
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    Knuckle Dragger Mayor of Simpleton Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I ain't touchin no live one........

    This is the first one inside either house in 11ish years. One live one in the back yard of the old house the dogs found about a week after we moved out here, and one dead one in the garage. This one was live in the shower. I do my best to eliminate their food source so they have no reason to come by. I still don't know how this one got in. The shower walls are too smooth for it to have climbed. I figure the drain or it dropped in from the ceiling. About the time I see a snake in the yard/house it's time to move.
     
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    Maybe not to the curb for that but Certainly isn’t going to get you any brownie points.
     
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    Mike N Administrator Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Maybe they're after your 02 Sensor collection?? :D
     
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    as long as you keep your your PASSWORDS protected.....she will have ot keep you around....lol
     

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