It's 2 AM In the Bar.....

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    Better than taking her home and waking up to see that the next morning
     
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    Been there, did that. Almost went blind.....
     
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    That's why hogs are smarter than men. They don't spend all night buying drinks in the bar just to screw some pig.
     
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    What's that line, never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I have woke up with a few
     
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    Leave the bar at 2 with a 10. Wake up at 10 with a 2.
     
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    its surprising that after a few drinks they start to look like tens. so so my advise is don't put the beer goggles on.
     
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    As long as you don’t end up with piglets, is it a bad thing you got laid? Chances are you aren’t a “10” on her scale in the morning either lol.

    Although a little “cusion for the pushin” isn’t bad I’d recommend staying away from anything questionable when wearing said beer goggles. I’d have to imagine if waking up to a 2 that you thought was a 10 is bad..... wait and see what you thought was a 2 while wearing the goggles turns out to be. And why is there flour sprinkled all over the bed???
     
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