Lame car jokes....

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  1. grzewnicki

    grzewnicki Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Q: Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

    A: Because if they had 4 doors they’d be a chicken sedan

    Guy walks into an auto parts store and says to the counterman “I’d like new air freshener for my Yugo.” The guy behind the counter shakes his hand and says “OK, sounds like a fair trade.”

    Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

    A: “Robin, get in the car.”

    Q: What’s the difference between a Ferrari and six trash bags of recyclables?

    A: I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Q: What has six wheels and flies?

    A: A garbage truck.

    Q: What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill?

    A: A miracle.

    Q: What’s the difference between a Fiat and a golf ball?

    A: You can drive a golf ball more than 200 yards.

    Q: What’s the easiest way to make your car run better?

    A: Look at the price of a new car.
     
  2. Twisted_Metal

    Twisted_Metal Administrator Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Wrong...
    He said, “Quick, Robin... To the Batmobile!” :rolleyes:
     
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    Gary S Administrator Lifetime Gold Member

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    True. Back in the late 60s a friend bought a used Fiat. He put a nice new paint job on it so it looked good. Then, a few months later he abandoned it because he couldn't keep it running.

    It ran about as good as a British car.
     
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    Fbird Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I totally agree with this STATEMENT!!!
     
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    Q: What do you call a MOPAR at a drag race?

    A: 1st. place loser.
     
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    Confucious say:
    Man who run after car become exhausted
     
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    Nissan Motor sports = NISMO. Does Honda Motor Sports = HOMO?
     
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    Why did the Chrysler 4 Cylinder mini van come standard with rear window defrost?

    So the people pushing it up the hill could keep their hands warm.
     
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    I like Toyota TRD. Translating it from Japanese, did they miss the u in Turd?
     
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    ^^^^^ It must be a conditioned response to spelling, but I always think of the "turd" thing when I see one of those pick-ups with TRD on the corner!! Steve
     

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