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  1. DENALI

    DENALI Veteran Member

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    Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee ...River Bridge. So they stopped.

    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
    "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

    She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
    why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
    and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

    After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
     
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    mrdragster1970 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Hilarious!!!!
    Not what I was expecting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    HAHAHA Pretty funny.:)

    I hope none of the cross dressing members here take offense though.
     
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    awesome!
     
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    RS1979 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Yeah, hopefully they won't get their panties in a wad.:rolleyes:
     
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    LMMFAO
     
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    I'm betting good ol George is no longer a leader in the HA 1%er biker world LMAO. I saw a rider in SC wearing SC Hells Angel colors riding solo west bound on I-26 outside Columbia about two months ago on my way home. So apparently they are here, but I doubt this story holds up to the snopes.com test.
     
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    Now that was OMG funny!
     

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