A couple of reasons to smile

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  1. RS1979

    RS1979 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    > * I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.
    > * I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
    > * When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
    > Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
    > * The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
    > * The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
    > * Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
    > * The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
    > * Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"
    > * Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
    > * Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me.
    > I want people to know why I look this way.
    > I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
    > * You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, sags or leaks.
    > * Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
    > *Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
    > * May you always have:
    Love to share,
    Cash to spare,
    Tires with air,
    And friends who care. 

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