Another terrible thing happened tday

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  1. Dave Nelson

    Dave Nelson Veteran Member

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    While strolling round the Inner Harbor this morning about 8 a.m., I noticed a character shouting, “Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

    He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

    Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire department.

    It is now 11 p.m. the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.

    I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps
     
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    What a gentleman. Condolences on the stamps.
     
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    Like it. Thanks for the smile.
     
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    Probably not enough postage!!!
    Next time try Priority Mail!!!
     
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    Smoke signals on a rainy day:p
     
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    Hilarious.


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  10. KrazyOztralien

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    I also heard people can stay afloat better if you dont stand on them and hold them under water. Who would have thort:crazy: :screwup: :innocent:
     

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