Bad jokes..... NWS

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  1. goofnrox

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    You're thinking of Nash Bridges

     
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    I want the Dukes. Car …wif Daisy in it.
     
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    The Delorean.
    A couple of trips through time and you could buy the rest of them!
     
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    ^^^^ bet Bezo's would gladly buy a ticket go back to that pre-nump signing...;)
     
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    ^^^ :eek::eek::eek: ^^^ The gas pump video
     
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    Time to Celebrate
    A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
    The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that?
    I just ordered champagne too! !
    'What a coincidence' the farmer said.
    'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.'
    This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
    'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added:
    'What are you celebrating?'
    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
    gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
    'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last
    year my hens were all infertile, but today they are all laying eggs
    again.'
    'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
    I used a different cock,' he replied.
    The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'


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