Bad jokes..... NWS

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    Oh man, my dad and I had a hardware store and I can relate to that one! Amazing what a small pinhole in a paint can on a shaker will do.
     
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    My boss just appointed me his sexual consultant.
    He said, "If I need your fu*king advice, I'll ask for it."

    There's a necrophilic on the loose, look alive people!

    I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person. I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.

    The school called me today and said, "Your son has been telling lies."
    I said, "Tell him he's fu*king good. I don't have kids."

    What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
    A wet nose.

    What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
    One is a superhero, the other is simply a command.

    My wife: Do these jeans make me look fat?
    Me: Do you promise not to get mad no mater what I say?
    My wife: Yes
    Me: Okay I fu*ked your sister.
     
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    ^^^ i bet even HE loses the damn 10MM sockets :)
     
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