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Discussion in 'The BS Topic' started by Peck, Aug 7, 2019.
Oh man, my dad and I had a hardware store and I can relate to that one! Amazing what a small pinhole in a paint can on a shaker will do.
My boss just appointed me his sexual consultant.
He said, "If I need your fu*king advice, I'll ask for it."
There's a necrophilic on the loose, look alive people!
I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person. I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.
The school called me today and said, "Your son has been telling lies."
I said, "Tell him he's fu*king good. I don't have kids."
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, the other is simply a command.
My wife: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad no mater what I say?
My wife: Yes
Me: Okay I fu*ked your sister.
^^^ i bet even HE loses the damn 10MM sockets