Corrupt-a-Wish

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  1. ColdBastrd

    ColdBastrd Veteran Member Gold Member

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    Ok, here is a silly time waster.

    Write a wish.
    The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
    He/she then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

    Example:
    1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
    2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

    I'll start.

    I wish I was immortal.
     
  2. Mrs67lemanster

    Mrs67lemanster Veteran Member

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    God, you are!
    I wish my poop was blue.
     
  3. rscamaro73

    rscamaro73 Administrator Staff Member

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    Your poop WAS blew.....(SP reference).....

    I wish I wasn't chopped so much....:crazy:
     
  4. ColdBastrd

    ColdBastrd Veteran Member Gold Member

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    Granted but you now have a severe physical deformity that people can't bear to look at you let alone take pictures.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
     
  5. Mrs67lemanster

    Mrs67lemanster Veteran Member

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    grranted but you can only spend it on the needy and less fortunate

    i wish i wasnt such an ahole to tommy
     
  6. ZS10

    ZS10 Moderator Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Real man will forgive you no matter what.

    I wish I was 20 years younger.
     
  7. Mrs67lemanster

    Mrs67lemanster Veteran Member

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    Granted but then you'd have 20 more years to be ugly (nbl)

    I wish Tommy would stop logging on as me
     
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  8. IDLZRUF

    IDLZRUF Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    You really wish hed stop wearing your your clothes

    I wish for beer n hookers
     
  9. Marks71BB

    Marks71BB Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    You got it Leo but the beer is warm and the hookers ugly.

    I wish I could solve all the worlds problems.
     
  10. Lammy

    Lammy Administrator Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    granted, but the solutions only last 5 minutes.

    I wish for nothing.
     

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