COVID Quarantine Humor

danbrennan

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danbrennan

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There’s an old joke about a Good Samaritan walking down a nighttime city street when he discerns something in the gloom just ahead — not, as he’d first thought, a couple of dogs wrestling beneath a blanket on the curb, but a drunk outside a bar, on his knees in a cone of light emanating weakly from a streetlamp overhead.

He asks the drunk what he’s doing. “I’m looking for my keys,” says the drunk.

Meaning to help, the Good Samaritan gets down on all fours and asks, “So you lost them right here, you think?”

“Oh, no,” the drunk replies. “I lost them inside the bar. But the light’s better out here.”
 




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