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  1. RS1979

    RS1979 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I got this email today and it's damn funny! I don't know why he didn't noticed it. Maybe he thought he had the green light.

    Subject: What Stoplight?


    I was just driving down the road at a moderate rate of speed when this stoplight suddenly darted out in front of me....
    DWI...Now here's a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck.
    The driver hit and sheared off the light post, and then kept driving about 2 miles to a bar, where he stopped for more beer!
    How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a stop light?
    The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two towhooks and the bumper bent around it.
    It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.
     
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  2. RS1979

    RS1979 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Here's a photo
     
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    red78z Veteran Member

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    thats great hahahaha , says alot about the strength of the ram truck though doesnt it
     
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    Chevrolaine Veteran Member Gold Member

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    LOL Ultimate hood ornament!

    Believe a few years ago a drunk guy hit and killed a person who ended up lodged halfway through his windshield and he continued driving to his destination as well.:screwup:
     
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    harbone66 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Is it just me or is that the worlds shortest stoplight???
     
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    If you cant dodge it RAM it. Oh another note im betting if he was drinking in the bar at the time the cops came although obvious it would seem impossible to make dwi stick since he could have drank it all afterwards
     
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    Too bad that stoplight didn't cull that end of the gene pool a little...
     

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