I got this email today and it's damn funny! I don't know why he didn't noticed it. Maybe he thought he had the green light. Subject: What Stoplight? I was just driving down the road at a moderate rate of speed when this stoplight suddenly darted out in front of me.... DWI...Now here's a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck. The driver hit and sheared off the light post, and then kept driving about 2 miles to a bar, where he stopped for more beer! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a stop light? The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two towhooks and the bumper bent around it. It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.