hey ace...this jokes for you!!!

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  1. 67lemanster

    67lemanster Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp.
    Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of
    money to spend.

    Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

    Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every
    day.

    Jose says, "Look at your sign."

    It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 Kids to support"

    Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

    It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"
     
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    I was thinking about trying that but I am too pale! LOL!
     
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    Jim Stokkeland Administrator Lifetime Gold Member

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    Shoe polish dood!!! LOL
     
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    Camaro_Bunny Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    oh my god! That is the best Tommy.
     
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    ^^^Whatchyou talkin bout stranger.

    He's done better recently :crazy: .
     
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    OLE' !!!!![​IMG]
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    Orale !

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