I resign!

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  1. jdove

    jdove Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    RESIGNATION

    I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.
    I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
    I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.
    I want to think M&Msare better than money because you can eat them.
    I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hotsummer's day.
    I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes,but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.
    I want to think the world is fair.
    That everyone is honest and good.
    I want to believe that anything is possible.
    I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.
    I want to live simple again.
    I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes,
    mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.
    I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.
    So . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.
    And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause........
    ....."Tag! You're it."
     
  2. muscl car

    muscl car Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    huh ????????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
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    pantera72 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Don't you have to start before you can resign?? :screwup:
     
  4. RSA'81B

    RSA'81B Guest

    Ha ha ha...so true.
    Just immagine you were born old and grew younger. Your first ride would be your best, first house best etc. and as you grow younger you are taken care of, you become a teenager, then a young boy, a toddler a baby..................
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    you die as an orgasm.
     
  5. jdove

    jdove Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Way to go man.

    Obviously my American friends that answered before you DON"T GET IT!:rolleyes:

    Thanks my brother!
     
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    pantera72 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I got it. I just thought it was more important to take a cheap shot at you than to reply logically to your thread...DUH ;)
     
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    jdove Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    My bad.. I shoulda figured that :rolleyes: .
     
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    pantera72 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Jim Stokkeland Administrator Lifetime Gold Member

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    All I can say is welcome back...LOL
     
  10. Valkyrie Katie

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    I hereby submit my resignation as well.

    I want to think that wearing jeans with a shirt with no stain on it is dressing up.

    Wearing a simple dress because it is comfortable not how some guy will check my get away sticks (legs).

    That I can be best friends with a boy without everyone thinking we're sleeping together.

    I can walk around barefoot and nobody thinks I'm weird.

    Where I can wake up in the morning thinking how I'm going to meet up with my best friends and we're going to run down to the creek, beach, mountain, river and just hang out without spending a dime.

    When I can hold a mans hand because it makes me feel safe, not because we have "anything going".

    I don't have to wear nylons to look fancy. Just tights and a pretty dress on holidays or special occasions. Not everyday work attire.

    Where I can fall asleep cuddled up in a boys arms in the shade under a tree, overlooking the water, and he won't try anything because I'm asleep because I trust him.

    TAG!!! You're it!!!
     

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