Joke . . . Literally made me LOL

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  1. AJ_72

    AJ_72 Veteran Member

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    Hello?

    Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?

    No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

    After a brief pause
    But honey you don't have an Uncle Paul.

    Oh yes I do, & he's upstairs in the room with mommy right now.

    Brief pause. Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down & run upstairs & knock on the door & shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled up.

    Ok daddy just a min.

    A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone.

    I did it daddy.

    And what happened honey?

    Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked & ran round screaming then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser & now she isn't moving at all!

    What about your Uncle Paul?

    He jumped outta the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it & I think hes dead!

    Real long pause!

    Then daddy says, swimming pool? Is this 486-5732?

    The little girl says - No I think you have the wrong number.
     
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    koor Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Nice!
     
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    Good one.

    I laughed too.
     
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    Earlsfat Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Phwew.... had to go back and reread the title. I thought it said "Joke . . . Literally made on me LOL" and was gonna say... you're taking it awfully well, lol.
     
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    I hate it when coke spurts out of my nose!!! That's funny!!!
     
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    Oh man....thats a groaner.....:crazy:
     
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    That was good .Gotta save that one.
     
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    Nice
     
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    Really poor choice of words there dude! ;)
     

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