Labor pains - no seriously the wife’s in labor!

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  1. gramps

    gramps Veteran Member

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    Well guys it’s finally that day! Wifey in early labor! At some point here we are going to meet our next gen camaro driver! I feel pretty bad for the wife...not exactly a comfy time. Pretty painful. And humor not real well received.....(I told her that it couldn’t be as painful as a kick to the balls - as evidenced by no guy ever wanting a second kick and yet most women will want a second or more children) ((the nurse was nice and got me an ice pack right away))

    Any bets on time? We might have a leap year baby....
     
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    Congratulations. Look at the bright side if delivery is after midnight. You only have to have a b'day party every 4 years...:crazy:
     
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    Congrats, exciting times.
     
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    I remember when our daughter was in labor and things were "heating" up... Her husband was doing his job trying to coach her through this life event.

    He made the comment, "I know how you feel." Our daughter promptly replied, "Oh, NO YOU DON'T!!!!"

    My wife and I laughed out loud, which was also not well received...
     
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    Congratulations
     
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    Congrats !!
     
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    Congratulations to you and your wife. Just think, in 13 years, you'll have a teenager. :eek:
     
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    Gramps... Are you a Daddy yet?

    I brought my first-born home from the hospital in my Camaro.
     
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