Lame car jokes....

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  1. Twisted_Metal

    Twisted_Metal Administrator Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I think "TURD" when I see Toyotas with "TRD" stickers too.

    Does anyone else see comic strip "dead eyes" when they see the tail lights of a late model Jeep Renegade?

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    That's exactly what I said first time I saw one
     
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    You know what FIAT stands for, Fix It Again Tony:)
     
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    You know what they say about ford ....just a F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge

    Which thinkin about it makes sense with Chrysler being in bed with fiat
     
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    What's the only good thing about driving a Nissan JUKE? You don't have to look at the ugly exterior.
    What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
     
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    Back in the day my brother traded a Monte Carlo for an AMC Pacer, we use to say, you know why they have big windows in those cars??? So you can get a good look at the dumb a$$ that bought it:)


     
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