Missing Wife

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  1. xten

    xten Veteran Member

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    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !
    OFFICER: Age?
    Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays .
    OFFICER: Height
    Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
    OFFICER : Weight?
    Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
    OFFICER : Color of eyes?
    Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.
    OFFICER : Color of hair?
    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
    OFFICER : What was she wearing?
    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
    OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
    Husband: She went in my truck.
    OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?
    Husband : A 2017, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 manufactured September 16th, with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

    (At this point the husband started choking up.)

    OFFICER : Take it easy sir. We'll find your truck.
     
  2. gutted72

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    I can DEFINITELY relate to this ;)
     
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    It actually sounds like me if I had to describe my wife in a pinch...
    I'll have to pay more attention.
     
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    muscl car Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    ROTFLMFAO .. This is so true !!!!
     
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    wife...what wife?
     
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    TSK Tsk. You gona get a lump of coal with ashes and onions in your stocking next Christmas.
     
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    The cop asks, you're missing your wife? Husband, can't really say that I'm missing her
     
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    Read the post to the Wifey... she said very accurate and she also added, at least he lets her drive his truck.
    FYI... She is not allowed to drive my truck LOL.
     
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    Don't have a clue where my ex is.... And I don't care.
     
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