Random sayings

[F-Bodypilot]

She’s so fat that when she’s walking in a tight dress from behind it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a box of chocolates

 

[F-Bodypilot]

She’s so frigid that every time she spreads her legs the heater kicks in

 

[Gary S]

And, one of the best ever. "You can't fix stupid".

 

[mallard]

Confucius say: man who walks through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say: woman who flys plane upside down will have crack up.

 

[RMTZ28]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

[bfmgoalie]

Dumb as a rock.

Personality of a dial tone.

 

[Phil G]

She’s so fat that when she’s walking in a tight dress from behind it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a box of chocolates

She's so fat watching her walk from behind her ass looks like two racoons fighting in a bag of dog food. (Foxworthy IIRC)...

 

[1980RS]

Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes.

 

[Dave Nelson]

My old drill Sargent had a couple good ones.
It's raining like a double counted cow pissing on a flat rock.
Hotter than a popcorn party in a forest fire on the 4th of July.

 

[M1 Master Gunner]

Dumber than a box of rocks.

Oxygen thief.