gas and guns
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My dad used to tell people, "My boys going to be an astronaut. His teacher says he's taking up space."
Random sayings
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xten
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No brain, no headache.
Most people get older and wiser...You'll just get older (my dad)
Most people get older and wiser...You'll just get older (my dad)
Happy_Dan
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My dad used to say (In Italian) when we wouldn't want to eat something either:
Put it under your nose, or what you save for tomorrow, you save for the dog.
Put it under your nose, or what you save for tomorrow, you save for the dog.
xten
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My mom: "Eat it or wear it"
dcozzi
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Happier than a ______ with a bag of _________.
A personality like wet cardboard.
Sweating like a ________ in a carpet showroom.
Sweating like a ________ watching a hot dog eating contest.
Like a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.
F-ed up like a soup sandwich.
BOHICA!
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Has the emotional stability of a pregnant teenager.
Wish in one hand and poop in the other. See which one fills up first.
Do you have an extra cigarette? No, I've never got 21 in a pack before.
Do you have any spare change? No, I have kids.
How can you shoot innocent women and children? It's easy. You just don't lead 'em as much.
A personality like wet cardboard.
Sweating like a ________ in a carpet showroom.
Sweating like a ________ watching a hot dog eating contest.
Like a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.
F-ed up like a soup sandwich.
BOHICA!
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Has the emotional stability of a pregnant teenager.
Wish in one hand and poop in the other. See which one fills up first.
Do you have an extra cigarette? No, I've never got 21 in a pack before.
Do you have any spare change? No, I have kids.
How can you shoot innocent women and children? It's easy. You just don't lead 'em as much.
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Oldskool62
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- Sep 29, 2017
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Confuses say man with hand in pocket always on the ball.
While we're on Confucius:
Confucius say man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok
Confucius say man who keeps hands in pockets feel cocky all day
Confucius say "who say I say all those things they say I say?"
Confucius say man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok
Confucius say man who keeps hands in pockets feel cocky all day
Confucius say "who say I say all those things they say I say?"
xten
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Confusious sayings from local morning show
bracketracer-78
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The difference between being a brown noser and a sh#t head is depth perception.
