Random sayings

[xten]

Hurry up and wait
When I want your opinion I'll tell it to you
Sometimes ya just gotta say WTF
One word from me and she does as she pleases
Lets just pretend for a second that this is any of your business...

 

[ULTM8Z]

Do not iron clothes while wearing them.

 

[dcozzi]

He has the personality of wet cardboard.