Thank Goodness I'm Still a Player....

Discussion in 'The BS Topic' started by Dave Nelson, Mar 23, 2020.

  1. Dave Nelson

    Dave Nelson Veteran Member

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    Thank Goodness I am still a Player
    Or Think I Am!!
    ACETAMINOPHEN

    All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
    Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.
    Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
    After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’, 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
    This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
    If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
     
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    Had to read that twice. I'm pretty slow this morning. Good one!
     
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    Best one yet. I am cracking up here! I needed that after hearing nothing but doom and gloom! Thanks Dave! You the man
     
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    I love this. How appropriate right now. Thanks Dave.
     
  5. Dave Nelson

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    Ok guys on a serious note. I know we are in for some tuff stressful times in store for us. I can only hope and pray we all stay healthy and well. This morning at our local Supermarket they had senior hour only from 7am-8am as long as you were 65 and older (had the age covered) lol. We were in one of the isles when it struck me just how great full I am to be able to come get the groceries we needed and thought about how many people are out of work not collecting a paycheck without any other income. Please look out for others that may need assistance. I will do my best to post some laughter every day.....lord knows we need it.
     

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