Woman pleasuring self with sausage in Walmart

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  1. ColdBastrd

    ColdBastrd Veteran Member Gold Member

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    This sounds like the begins of a hot porn movie scenario doesn't it?

    Not so much. You'll know what I mean when you open the link.

    http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/
     
  2. Twisted_Metal

    Twisted_Metal Administrator Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    Let's be real here.... There is no possible way this woman could appropriately please herself with a sausage. :crazy:

    Watching her eat it would be disgusting too! :eek:
     
  3. 2nd gen Guy

    2nd gen Guy Veteran Member

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    That doesn't really look like a woman
     
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    Says a package, must've been a twelve pack.
     
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    Shizzle Veteran Member

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    Hotdog down a hallway? In this case a pack of sausage. I guess regular man meat just isn't big enough she needed a meat chub to fulfill he needs.

    Not sure how she was charged with shoplifting, it never left the store. Though it may now end up with a $2 off sticker and labeled managers special.
     
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    after seeing her picture,i feel bad for the sausage
     
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    I`m sorry but that is not a woman in any sense or form
     
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    “No merchandise allowed beyond this point.”

    LOL
     
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    LMAO
     
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    That poor 140 lb. Man.:eek:
     

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