Dumb Laws

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Fort Thomas, Kentucky - "Dogs may not molest cars."

Owensboro, KY - "A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission."

 

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New York

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.

Carmel, NY

A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.

Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Greene, NY

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Ocean City, NY

A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

People may not slurp their soup.

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.

It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.

It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.

Sag Harbor, NY

It shall not be lawful for any person or persons to bathe in any of the waters within the corporate bounds of the village unless attired by a suitable bathing suit or covering, or to disrobe in any of the streets or public places or in any automobile or wagon in said streets or public places in said village.

It shall not be lawful for any person or persons to bathe in any of the waters within the corporate bounds of the village unless attired by a suitable bathing suit or covering, or to disrobe in any of the streets or public places or in any automobile or wagon in said streets or public places in said village.

Staten Island, NY

It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior.

You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

 

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I feel better

Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.

I love my state.

 

[Air_Adam]

CANADA

35% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content".

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

Wooden logs may not be painted.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

Margarine producers can't make their margarine yellow.

The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).

*** You can't work on your car in the street.

You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.

Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.

You may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway.

It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.

It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.

 

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CANADA

Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

WTF?

 

[big dreamer racing]

Indiana dumb law

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Oral sex is illegal.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

So if she has on High Heels & stockings is it OK Under the age 18 it should say!
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN.