Tiger Woods Owes Me a Keyboard!!

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Aceshigh

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dirtmod08 said:
I'm sure nobody really cares as much as his inflated head thinks they do.

This is a misconception IMO.

Tiger Woods and the Networks only did this and covered this because of his
HUUUGE losses of sponsors because of his infidelities reaching the public eye
and the ensuing dumping of Tiger from numerous sponsors of IIRC $100 Million a year.

If anyone REALLY thinks he did this for any other reason then money at the behest of his agents, and the board of directors who probably run Tiger Inc.....you're crazy.
Tiger is a business.......he's the face of the business......this was damage control to retain funding, and nothing more. Sadly they really think
that people care enough .....but the reality is, they are right.....society is pathetic. It's proven when shows like Jersey Shore reality gay shows are #1.
 

Aceshigh

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I never watch TV and I have to sit in front of several at Chicago's main feed all night by myself.
I hate watching TV. It's a waste of life IMHO. Movies I enjoy, TV programming I don't.

But before the Superbowl started I had to sit and watch this gay a** show
which my cousin's wife (who's huge) sits on the couch and watches all day long.
I was literally about to leave and come back when the game began.....so gay.
 
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m pozzi

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Knuckle Dragger said:
You guys actually watched it??? I was bent the nes covered it. I mean damn get on to something important. :screwup:

Tell me about it and that was the most pathetic attempt at an "apology" I've ever heard. Watched about two minutes of this canned, rehearsed, and overchoreographed crap and then left for work. He's about three months too late ...

Mulligan's should only be given in golf.

Cheers,
Mary Pozzi
 

Todd80Z28

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If he is a Buddhist then I am the Easter Bunny.
Just in case he is actually Buddhist, I like a selection of peanut butter eggs- Reese's and the big ones, you know, with mostly peanut butter and some unidentifiable brand of milk chocolate on the inside. Fresh, too, please, not that stale thing you left me last year.

:D
 

Buickfunnycar

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Aceshigh said:
Tiger is a business.......he's the face of the business......this was damage control to retain funding, and nothing more..

Then why may I ask did he take so long...?:rolleyes: What was he hiding?Why not come out right after it happen and have his guys put some positive spin on it to stop sponsors from fleeing?It only got worse everytime another ho cane forth...why allow this to go out of control while sitting back and remaining slient...is this what his advisors told him to do?:screwup:

Something doesn't add up...me thinks wifey beat him with a club while he slept and he had to lay low during the corrective surgery,that's why he never came out and made a statement.
 

Damon23

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I would have more respect if he would have walked up to the podium and said "Thank you all for coming. First off, this is a family matter and it will remain a family matter so "F" off. Second, i'll play again when i'm damn good and ready too. Have a good day."
 

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